You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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