before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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