Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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