i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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