she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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