youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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