he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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