Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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