Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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