Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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