We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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