i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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