Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.