dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments