Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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