ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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