i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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