Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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