Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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