Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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