Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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