At least make sure they are 18
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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