i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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