The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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