Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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