I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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