She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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