Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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