How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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