only if we run a train.
done.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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