She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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