you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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