im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The power of my boobs compel you
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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