Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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