they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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