it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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