Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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