Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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