you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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