fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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