girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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