i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
there is glitter all over my balls
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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