i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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