Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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