That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i need some magic done to my vagina
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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