I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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