I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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