I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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