I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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