So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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