i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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