If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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