I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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