There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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