No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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