I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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