grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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