Cold hands, warm shart.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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