So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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